Attack of the Earphones

Can’t stand those earphones! It drives me nuts whenever my person uses them. There’s just something so predatory-looking about them, it makes me very nervous to have them around. And then my person puts them right in her ears! Of course, I have to do a lot of biting when she does that. First, I have to attack those scary earphones to keep them from harming us, and then I have to bite my person to warn her that danger is so close. That always makes her mad and she ends up putting me in my cage, and then I get mad about that. It happens that way every time those earphones come out. I wish they would just go away and stay away forever!