Well, I'm back from vacation, and I have to say it wasn't all that exciting. I went to Trouble's house. I spent the whole time lounging around in my cage and squawking at the TV. After a few days, my person arrived to pick me up and bring me back home. Finally! I don't know why people like vacations so much. I'm much happier now that I'm back at work -- chewing up books, squawking at the printer, and sitting on my person's shoulder. I sure hope I don't have to take another vacation again soon.